Song Details: Martha Was An Average Dog Lyrics. The name of the song is Martha Speaks Theme Song which is sung by Robert Wilson
Martha Was An Average Dog Lyrics
Martha was an average dog
She went- Woof!
When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre
On the way to Martha’s stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-
She’s got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks
What’s a caboose? When are we eating again?
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name’s not Joe…)
She’s not always right but still, that Martha speaks
She’s got a voice, she’s ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it’s all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it’s all about
That dog’s unique
Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
To reiterate, Martha speaks!