Song Details: She Put Her Poodle One Time in a Microwave Oven Lyrics. The name of the song is Perfume Counter which is sung by Karen Skladany
She Put Her Poodle One Time in a Microwave Oven Lyrics
[JANICE (spoken)]
This one here smells great!
[SHARON (spoken)]
Which one?
[JANICE (spoken)]
Mmm… smells like mother’s crazy sister Kate
[SHARON (spoken)]
Oh, you think so?
[JANICE (spoken)]
Yeah, I do
[SHARON (spoken)]
It smells so good! She couldn’t’ve been that crazy, I don’t think so
[JANICE (spoken)]
Oh, you don’t think so, huh?
[SHARON (spoken)]
No
[JANICE (spoken)]
Well, she put her poodle one time in a microwave oven!
[SHARON (spoken)]
To eat it?
[JANICE (spoken)]
Yeah
[SHARON (spoken)]
To… eat it?!
[JANICE (spoken)]
Oh, no
[JANICE & ARTHUR (half-sung)]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
[JANICE (spoken)]
Silly! To dry it! But, it exploded! And they were both found dead
[SHARON (spoken)]
She must have been…
[JANICE (sung)]
Out of her head!
[JANICE]
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Here it is!
There’s my favorite perfume
We’ve been looking for
Everywhere
[SHARON (sung)]
Why don’t you buy one for me too and I’ll meet you at the door?
[JANICE]
Okay!
[SHARON]
Okay
[JANICE]
Bye-bye
[SHARON]
Bye-bye
[JANICE (spoken)]
Bye-bye!
