Song Details: Hey Man Did U Touch My Drumset Lyrics by Adam McKay
Hey Man Did U Touch My Drumset Lyrics
Dale:
(To Brennan, believing he touched his drum set) Hey, man. Did you touch my drum set?
Brennan:
Nope.
Dale:
It’s just weird ’cause…it seems like someone definitely touched my drum set.
Brennan:
Yeah, that is weird, ’cause I didn’t touch em’.
Dale:
(Throws Brennan’s feet off the couch) Hey! (Angrily) Did you touch my drum set?!
Brennan:
Hey, knock it off!
Dale:
I know you touched my drum STICK. ‘Cause the left one has a chip in it!
Brennan:
Are you f^^king crazy, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated.
Dale:
F^^k you, Brennan! I know you touched my drum set, and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!
Brennan:
You get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass!
Dale:
You swear on your mom’s life you didn’t touch it then?!
Brennan:
I don’t have to swear to shit!
Dale:
That’s ’cause you f^^king touched my drum set, ’cause I KNOW, Cops doesn’t start till 4:00!
Brennan:
(Begins to leave the living room)
Dale:
Where you going?
Brennan:
I’m going upstairs. Cause I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drum set! Okay!? (He walks upstairs)
Dale:
Don’t you do that! I am WARNING you right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, IN THE NECK, WITH A KNIFE!
